How to tell if your relationship is childish:
- You throw tantrums to make a point.
- The concept of sharing is as foreign to you as quantum physics.
- You’re incapable of saying sorry first.
- If something goes wrong the first words out of your mouth are “It’s not my fault!”, “I didn’t do it!” or “He/she started it!”.
- Remembering to say “please” and “thank you” is really, really difficult.
- Threatening to take your toys and go home seems like a truly reasonable solution.
- You have to wipe the slobber off of your face after kissing.
People, there’s a reason that you have to be 18* to get married in the state of Tennessee: Marriage requires grown ups.
*Technically, in Tennessee you can get married before the age of 18 if your parents are present. With a court order you can get married before the age of 16.
